Chris Cuomo Eludes Military Capture
Chris Cuomo, disgraced liberal media host and brother to the late Andrew Cuomo, eluded a military dragnet Tuesday evening shortly after his former employer, CNN, and his Deep State allies threw him under the bus in response to revelations that he had violated journalism ethics to spy on behalf of his brother.
On Tuesday CNN CEO Jeff Zucker, himself a Deep State stooge, divorced himself and CNN from Chris Cuomo, AKA Fredo, after Chris’s text messages to Melissa DeRosa—Andrew’s former secretary—became a matter of public record. Zucker had previously defended Chris Cuomo’s support of his brother— “everyone makes mistakes”—but dumped him when fellow Deep Staters unanimously agreed he had outlived his usefulness.
An Office of Military Commissions source speaking under condition of anonymity told Real Raw News that the OMC and JAG had received “backchannel intelligence” indicating that the Deep State intended to sever ties with Chris Cuomo and “cut him loose.”
Shortly after midnight Tuesday, U.S. Marine Raiders, working on orders from Marine Corps commandant Gen. David H. Berger, descended on Chris Cuomo’s home in Southampton, New York, believing they would catch him unaware and sulking over his woes. Inaccurate intelligence reports said that Cuomo had left CNN’s Manhattan headquarters for his Long Island home late that evening. A Marine reconnaissance team in civilian vehicles had followed what they thought was Cuomo’s 2020 Mercedes SUV to the domicile, but soon realized the man they were tracking was not Chris Cuomo. In short, Cuomo had used a decoy vehicle, ostensibly because he had been tipped off to the raid.
Upon reaching the residence, Marines detained an unidentified man who matched Cuomo’s physique. He had worn a wig and theatrical makeup to more closely mimic Cuomo’s appearance. When questioned, he refused to give up the real Cuomo’s location, telling the Marines, “You’re too late.”
Our source said he was taken into custody pending identification.
Three hours after the botched raid, however, JAG received what it called “credible evidence” on Cuomo’s escape. While Marines detained the fake Cuomo and rifled through the home for incriminating evidence, the real Chris Cuomo was boarding a Cessna 340, a twin-engine general aviation aircraft, at Republic Airport in Farmingdale, New York.
Our source declined to say how the military acquired said evidence but offered the following comment:
“We know the plane’s registration and the name of the pilot. We know, if it had a full fuel load, it has a range of 1,400 miles. We also know the pilot did not file a flight plan and that at least one additional passenger was on board when it took off around midnight. The plane didn’t return to Republic, and no controlled airport has reported seeing the plane.”
The vast majority of the country’s airports are non-towered; there are approximately 20,000 non-towered strips, each able to accommodate a Cessna 340, compared to 500 nationwide airports with control towers.
“We’re working to find the plane and believe it will narrow down Cuomo’s location,” our source said.
In closing, Chris Cuomo has since responded to his CNN suspension on his SiriusXM Satellite Radio show, but that can be broadcast from anywhere and beamed to SiriusXM’s dishes. If the arrogant and hubristic Cuomo routinely takes to the airwaves from his hidden location, he will inadvertently aid JAG’s mission to bring him to justice.