Chelsea Clinton to Face Military Tribunal
On October 25 Chelsea Clinton will be given an opportunity to defend herself at a Military Tribunal at Guantanamo Bay. As reported by RRN, Clinton and husband Marc Mezvinsky were arrested by the military while the criminal duo was travelling from Clinton’s upscale Manhattan apartment to a vacation spot in Rockport, Massachusetts.
The military separated them at time of arrest; Clinton went to Guantanamo Bay for processing, and her squirrelly, effeminate husband was taken to an undisclosed location where JAG investigators have reportedly been sweating him for information. A GITMO source told Real Raw News that Mezvinsky has been singing like a bird, ostensibly to strike a plea deal to avoid his own tribunal.
“I can’t give specifics, but Mezvinsky’s deposition cemented Rear Adm. Crandall’s resolve to charge Clinton and compel her to stand before a military tribunal. Does it involve child trafficking? Yes. Does it involve accessory to multiple murders? Yes. Does it involve money laundering? Yes. That’s all I can say right now,” our source said.
He added that JAG informed Chelsea Clinton on Saturday that someone had poisoned her father and that he was found dead in his cell the morning of September 25. Clinton, our source said, shed not a single tear and expressed only indifference toward news of her father’s demise.
“Oh well,” Clinton purportedly said of the news, “shows how much you know—he’s not even my biological father. I have an alibi; I’ve been wrongfully held against my will, under guard. You murdered my mother, and for that you will pay,” she finished stoically.
A stubborn Clinton has refused to answer questions, demanding she be allowed to speak at once with her husband.
“Investigators told her they’d questioned her husband, and he sung like a bird on all her deep, dark secrets. Don’t know if she believed them, because she accused them of making it up. If she does end up believing he betrayed her, she’d probably want him killed. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” our source said.